Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Another Obligatory Mel Gibson Post

Mel Gibson certain knows how to keep it classy. Our favorite loony tune anti-Semitic ultra-conservative Roman Catholic movie actor is the process of divorcing his faithful wife of 28 years to hang with his mistress, whom he has inconveniently knocked up.

But now he wants said mistress to take a paternity test because he wants to know if he's really the father of her unborn baby.

"Mel really loves Oksana, but he's a businessman, too," one of those inside insiders told a tabloid. "He really had no choice but to ask for a DNA test."

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